if Marlo destroys one more pair of underwear,
or pair of shoes,
or pair of glasses,
or favorite hat,
or favorite bra,
or favorite duvet,
or favorite shirt,
or favorite lip gloss,
and if she scratches me one more time,
or barks out the window at passing strangers one more time,
or eats one more of my hair ties,
or shampoo bottles,
if she digs through my trash one more time,
or pulls down my scarves one more time,
or makes me dig foreign objects out of her mouth one more time...
i'm not sure what i'll do.
but whatever it is,
i guarantee it won't be pretty.