"Girl, for such a skinny, little thing, you sure do gots some big 'ol legs!"
This was said to me by Glenda, a fellow barista, who I think is a pretty funny lady. She adores B.B. King and silk head scarves.
"Seriously honey! Come here and stand next to me... lemme compare yours to mine..." she said, as she bent over and measured each of our calves. "Yep... you put me to shame girl.... whooo-eeee..."
And you people wonder why I have a complex about my legs.