So. Here is a brief recap of some of the important happenings of my week.
1.) My ipod stopped playing music. I mean, it still runs and everything, but no sound is emitted. Just thinking about it makes me whimper.
2.) I trimmed my own bangs. Yep... Next step: Beauty School.
3.) Lifeguarding. Oh Lord, the lifeguarding
4.) My dinner has consisted of red meat four nights in a row. FOUR! That is, like, monumental in my life...
5.) I turned around to witness a fifth-grade student named Dillon singing "i'm too sexy..." all while moon-walking and pulling up his shirt to reveal his belly button. I have to admit, the kid had some skills...
6.) Later the same day, "i'm too sexy" boy pulled me aside to ask me about the mating "duration and habits" of bearded dragons. Coincidence? I can't decide.
7.) I "borrowed" David Lankford's swimming suit. And then I wore it. I really wanted to go swimming. I don't think I've told him that yet.
8.) Did I mention lifeguarding?
9.) I almost lost our golden-kneed chaco tarantula... in a classroom... full of screaming children.
10.) And speaking of scary things that crawl, I found a HUGE bug inches away from my bedroom door. When I killed it, I yelled really loud and hit it so hard that it's insides hit the wall.